After submitting about 3,290 topics to the show about the lame dates I've been on, the terrible pick-up lines that have been used on me and the 95 year old geezers who try to get with me - Brandon came to the conclusion that I am a loser magnet. I don't know what is about me that attracts all of the tools - like with magnetic force!
I've become a little more aware of this fact, and its SO true. Loser after loser asks me out, or sends me a drink, or lets me pay for myself on a date, or lives with his parents at 28 (for no good reason), or webchats with me on Skype to show me his wiener - there has to be a reason I attract such idiots!
What can I do to not be a loser magnet?
