You never know what you are going to see during a night out at the bar. The other night I was drinking with my friends minding my own business and an older woman, I would say in her late 60’s, started flashing everyone in the bar. No, it wasn’t Mardi Gras and who wants to see 60 year old boobs even if it was?!


Here’s my list – you are too old to ____ at the bar:
• Flash your boobs – I don’t want to see your nipples touching your belly button
• Suck face with multiple guys – it’s not sexy to watch you going from guy to guy waiting to see who will take you home
• Have sex in the bathroom stall – you might break a hip!
• Dress slutty – keep your daughter’s clothes in her closet, you are NOT Forever 21!
• Grinding guys on the dance floor – you might be mistaken for having a heart attack

Can you be too old to do certain things at the bar?